Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Julianne, (a.k.a. Jewel of da Penile) goes to a concert


Gooddamnitt, shit cock piss! Where is that bitch Melissa? HEY MELISSAAAAA.


YEAH- I"M TALKING TO YOU HOOKER. COME 'ERE!


HEEEYYYYY YOU DIRTY SLUT.


Oh, yeah, that. No yeah, the band and i hung out before the set and Mickey had a fucking sharpie. I KNOW! Do you have your camera? Oh wait- hold on.


SMILLLLEEE.
Oh i dunno- he's this photographer from this one, fuckin..., whaddya call it? The cobrasnake website or some shit like that. No yeah- a lot of people look at it. A lot of people will see pretty titties now.


Fuck yeah you slut! Let's go. No yeah, it's right here in my pocket. Do you have a dollar bill?

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