Hi. My name is Keith and I have recently completed one year of service as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints. I am so honored to be included in this calendar, celebrating my own and my brothers in Christ's service to further his Kingdom. I have been a servant of LDS since birth, having been blessed with two parents firmly committed to the faith who raised me in accordance to Christ's unchanging truth, and also everything that Joseph Smith said.
Now, I know some of you who haven't yet been familiarized with our faith, are probably thinking something like, "Mormons? Aren't they polygamists?" And so I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you a bit about myself and hopefully dispel a few of the myths you may have about the Mormon faith. (Oh, and by the way, us Mormon’s are NOT polygamists- we haven’t practiced that since 1878.)
Now, I know that God’s plan all happens according to His time, not ours, but I also know that while you pray for rain, you still have to push the plow. Which is why I’d like to take this extraordinary opportunity of being included in 2009’s Mormon Eligible Bachelor Calendar to tell you a bit about myself, as well as the kind of special woman I’m praying for to be my wife.
I begin every morning with prayer and meditating on scripture from the Book Of Morman. I am a HUGE reader, my favorites being “A Purpose Filled Life” by Rick Warren, “Your Best Life NOW” by Joel Osteen, and the Hardy Boy’s series. Hey! What can I say- I’m just a kid at heart! Every morning after my devotions, I like to go for my 6 mile run and drink my daily protein shake. And ladies, if I do say so myself, I make a mean blueberry- raspberry-strawberry-omega 3 complex shake. Perhaps you and I could take one of those bad boys out for a spin sometime.
Here are a few of the qualities that I pray my future wife will have:
A great sense of humor- One of my favorite movies of all time is “Hitch.” I swear I think I might spontaneously develop asthma if I watch that movie too many times.
Purity- I am loving this time of celibacy in my life so much!!!! God is teaching me so much about just falling in love with Him. I want to meet that special woman who also has chosen the righteous path. If I were to dishonor God’s commandment of abstinence, it would be like I were cheating on my future wife, and also, if you’re sleeping around, it’s like you’re cheating on me, so you need not respond to this, because I deserve an untainted, clean woman.
Physically fitness- I enjoy taking care of my body, my temple, and you should too! I’d love to be able to take you on a romantic, passionate and loving vacation where we can enjoy the fruits of our labor of taking care of our temples, our bodies, by you wearing a green bikini. Green is my favorite color. Hey! Maybe I could even get a matching Speedo! I kid, I kid- like I said, a sense of humor is pretty seriously important to me, almost as much as taking care of my body, my temple.
Adventurous- Like I said, I just returned from a year of Missions. I was nervous to leave my family and friends in Salt Lake, but I had faith that my God would guide me every step of the way, and boy did He ever help me navigate Toledo. I haven’t yet been out of the country, but when I do, I want to go to Amsterdam.
Tall and Blonde- now I know what all you feminists are thinking- but you should know that I received a Revelation in my devotions this morning that my future wife will, in fact, be tall and blonde. Also, she’s going to look totally awesome in a green bikini.
Well, until next time, thanks for reading. Signing off, praying for you all, and blessing you with the peace of God, the courage of King David (my hero!), and the repentance of the whore, Mary Magdalene.
-Keith….
Cell: 724-844-8635
Home: 724-913-9654
Fax: (for pictures of you) 724-834-2345
Email: Pump-up-your-temple@hotmail.com